piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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