Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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You. Win. At. Life.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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