My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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