how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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