I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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