too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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