So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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