forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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