There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I could fuck to npr.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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