My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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