I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
i think i just lost a toe
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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