i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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