Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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