ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She's JV to your varsity
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
wat bout pragnant strippers??
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Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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