He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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