Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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