There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
so let's talk penis.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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