No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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