We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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