is your mom at the bar?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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