We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
please don't ironically join a cult
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