I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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