i barfeds in our rink
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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