am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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