Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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