how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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