CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
