I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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