I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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