I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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