please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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