Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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