Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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