Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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