Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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