awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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