He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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