i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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