Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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