hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
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So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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