And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
