Well apparently he's into motor boating.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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