After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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