Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.