Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.