Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.