That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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