Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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