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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic

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• (972): View more from Texas

  What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.

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  you're going for the gold here.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises

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  Agreed.

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