Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(440): View more from Ohio

I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.

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(408): View more from California

I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.

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(310): View more from California

only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man

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(316): View more from Kansas

Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again

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(406): View more from Montana

We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in

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(701): View more from North Dakota

"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"

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