I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"