"it" just moved
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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