margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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