When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
