I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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