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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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