So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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