So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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