they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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